What the hail?
I’ve experienced hailstorms before, but never anything like this. My advice to folks living in Oklahoma who want to find a silver lining in those dark, hail-laden clouds: Buy stock in companies that manufacture siding, shingles, and windshields.
P.S. I was trying to work in some kind of “Van Hailen” joke, but I couldn’t come up with anything. Probably just as well.