First Runners Up (3-way tie):
Micaela — “That sinking, nauseous, empty feeling in your abdomen, Hillary? Well, it isn’t from the burritos . . .”
Dee — The culture of death meets the Mother of Life.
BillyHW — “Now a great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet, and on her head a crown of twelve stars. Then
being with child, she cried out in labor and in pain to give birth. And another sign appeared in heaven: behold, a great, fiery red dragon…well, I don’t want to ruin the ending for you.”
Second Runners Up (3-way tie)
Catholic Audio — “And this is the Protectrix of the Unborn. Wait…where are you going?”
Ileana — “You see Madam Secretary, THIS is the real First Lady.”
Costa Adamopoulos — The former First Lady meets the eternal “First Lady.”
Third Runners Up (2-way tie):
Andre — And in this corner, Our Lady of Guadaluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupe! Lllllet’s get ready to rumbllllllllllllllllle!!!! (My money’s on the lady in blue…)
Beren Camlost — One of these things is not like the other!
rjohnson4672 — “If..I…don’t…look…at…it,…it…can.t..hurt…me.”
Eric Harnisch — Perhaps the closest these two will ever get.
Pundette — HC: “Who painted it?” Answer: No one you know, Hillary.
Jean M. Heimann — “Here we have Our Lady of Guadalupe — protectress of the unborn — someone you will never have to compete with for an award from Planned Parenthood.”
Our Family — “You see Mrs. Clinton, She will be the one that will defeat the abortions in your country”
The Mighty Favog — “How quaint, these Mexicans. Remember, keep smiling. Smile . . . smile . . . smile. Surely, these Catholics can’t believe in such superstitious hogwash. Am I still smiling? Keep smiling, I’m a diplomat now. I fake it when I’m in public with Bill, I can fake it now. They really BELIEVE this crap? Smile . . . smile. What if there IS something to this stuff? Smile . . . smile. Please let there be nothing to this stuff. Is the smile holding up? S’alright? S’alright.”