The Courtship of Greg's Puppet

Yes, I know, that headline weirds me out a little bit, too. But trust me, Greg Willits is a fine Catholic fellow, he has a wicked-cool trophy wife (he married up), he’s creative, he’s a dedicated family man, he prays the rosary, he’s bald (which makes me feel good about myself), and he’s funny (this video notwithstanding).