Weird stuff that happens to me: Miracle sinus headache cure

May 31, 2011 by  
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I played soccer in high school. I also wore glasses, actually since I was 5. Sometime during the soccer season of my junior year, my aviator-style glasses (cut me some slack, it was 1977) suffered a small malfunction when the part to which one of the nosepads was attached snapped off. That left a nosepad on one side and a little metal spike on the other side. At that time, my mom & dad didn’t have lots if discretionary income to spend on new glasses, and I was also lazy when it came to speaking up about something insignificant¬†like a missing nosepad.

So, I just wore the glasses as they were: slightly tilted up on the side with the pad, and the tip of the little metal spike sitting on my nose. It wasn’t comfortable, but it wasn’t painful either, and so I just went with it. As you can imagine, and not just because of the goofy glasses I wore, I was not what you could call a “babe magnet” at that particular time. (Nor am I suggesting I am one now, either.)

At that same time (I’m sure you can see where this is headed) I also developed a bad cold that progressed into a severe head-cold-sinus-vapor-lock kind of thing which was extremely¬†uncomfortable because my head was so pressurized. No amount of yawning could open my ears enough to let some pressure equalize. The constant headache was painful. I don’t remember why I didn’t ask my parents to take me to the doctor, but my guess is that it was simple inertia. I could function well enough to get through the day, so I just tried to put up with my hyperbaric-chamber head. I was one miserable cowboy that week.

So, one afternoon during soccer practice, I’m on the bench (where I spent most of my time) talking with a teammate next to me when, POW! one of the players kicked the ball out of bounds and straight into my face, knocking me backward off the bench.

I lay there stunned and embarrassed. My stupid glasses had snapped in two, though not before rendering me one final, signal service.

A big smile of relief wreathed my face. That little metal spike had neatly punctured my nose cartilage just high enough to tap into my sinus and, whoo boy, all that pent up pressure came out in one very satisfying pop. I was so happy and relieved that I never forgot it.

Oh, and yes, at that point my mom and dad did shell out for a new pair of glasses. I’m sorry to report, however, that I selected another pair of aviators.

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6 Responses to “Weird stuff that happens to me: Miracle sinus headache cure”
  1. Billiamo says:

    Patrick, I cannot tell you what vicarious pleasure this little account gave me. I had sinus surgery in November — the removal of a disgusting quantity of tissue — and still can’t believe my good fortune all these months later. No more headaches, no more congestion . . . and I can smell and taste food, doggone it!

  2. Danny says:

    So, the moral of the story is… sometimes the cure for what ails us (not only physically, but also spiritually) comes in the form of a good smack upside the head. It may not seem to be good at the moment, but we look back and see that it was the best thing.

    Danny (aka: friend 1001)

  3. Judy says:

    That is some story, Patrick! I sure wish the doctors would have thought of that cure for me, when sinus headaches followed me around like a little cloud for years when we lived in northern CA! I would sure smile, too, yet I wonder what the others thought when you just had a ball hit you in the face, and you are smiling : )

  4. Ed says:

    That’s alright, Patrick. My youngest brother had a pair of thick, heavy black framed glasses that made him look like a raccoon, hence his nickname through high school and college, “Coon”. And no, we are white, so it wasn’t a racist statement.

  5. Jim says:

    Don’t feel bad, Patrick. I have to wear these big plastic frame safety glasses
    to work, since I am a welder. My wife posted some pics of us having a cookout,
    on her facebook account, and I just happened to be wearing them. Well, my
    brother seen these picture, and said I looked like Harry Potter! ! !
    You can imagine what I wanted to say to that….

    Lord, have mercy.

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